gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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note-a-bear:

thinksquad:

Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.

While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”

The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.

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they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore

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makorraforevafangirl:

thesoccerrebel:

Internet friends. Better than the ones you have in real life.

this is too accurate

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theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

THE NOTES ON THIS

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because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on

WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

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  • Trackname:

    Blame Game
  • Artist:

    Kanye West ft. John Legend
  • Album:

    My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

holybolognajabronies:

christopher55love:

msexplorer:

I am done giving it out to those who don’t care and want me in their lives.  If you just need me to take from me, fuck off!

Well said! True and trust not everybody deserve it!

I’ll take sincerity and a fucked up back story over a perfect image and presentation 9 times over 10 b/c we’re all human, and all of us got something fucked up in our back story, even if some of us act like our shit don’t stink

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mayasbadassmama:

brownglucose:

benotafraidoffear:

larrysbuckethat:

loveherlikeegyptian:

kissthesecurves:

sayshyne:

poeticslave:

kaddy-kablamo:

just-call-me-vendetta:

younggiftedblaq:

Save the Best for Last" Episode

When Dwayne said baby please 

"Die…just DIE!!"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Best show ever

I soooo remember this!!!!! Moments when I looked for love……

Chile him saying “baby please, please” and the way she said “I do”

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I had to watch it twice!

Forever reblog

I love this show so much.

I am cracking up at “DIE! Just Die!”

Hey! Is that Papa Pope?

Yep. That is Papa Pope :)

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madeupmonkeyshit:

me at the club stealin yo chick

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